December 2010
5 posts
kailani: do i have anymore gifts?
me: yea its at your ninangs house
kailani: ok, how about you?
me: what about me?
kailani: are you going to give me more gifts
me: you just opened all the gifts I bought for you
kailani: yea can you buy me more
me: (-_____-)
REALLY?
Abusing me used to work..
… when i was little
I’M 22 YEARS OLD now…
You can pull my hair, throw shit at me, and abuse all you want
cause….
I dont give a fuck if i hit you back.
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I have no respect for mothers who abuse their children.
END CHILD ABUSE
Me: Babygirl, will you marry me?
Kailani: AHHHH NO!!!! (runs away)
Me: (-____-)
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Jenn: He asked me how I was doing
Me: Great customer service=hard working man in bed
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Me: what are you drinking?
Marianne: Budlight Lemon
Me: ?
Marianne: They didn’t have Budlight Lime. So I made my own
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Waiter: What would you guys like to drink?
Me: Water,...
this is cute
Girl: what happen if i broke up with you?
Boy: i would go back to my ex.
*the girl starts crying and breaks up with him*
~next morning~ the boy is at her doorstep
Girl: what are you doing here?
Boy: i told you i would go back to my ex.